Today’s Debunk: Soy Boys

About a week ago this guy randomly starts talking to me while pouring his coffee. He told me he couldn’t put the soy milk into his coffee, because, y’know. Estrogen.

It’s 2018. I thought we were over this whole men and soy thing?

I asked him about his diet. I mean, if you’re a meat eater, soy is a main component in the diet of farmed animals (the other being corn). If the animal’s diet didn’t matter, then the use of antibiotics and hormones wouldn’t matter either. You are what you eat and all. I also brought up processed food, which most Americans are raised on, often contains additives made of soy (and yes, corn). And what, do you skip the soy sauce when you have sushi? What’s flavoring your fried rice?

He responded by saying the soy milk is heavily processed…

…is that to say, they made soy milk into some estrogen-rich beverage, more than anything else? Then wouldn’t women who want bigger busts start chugging it? Wouldn’t girls who are raised on soy milk show early development?

THEN, I pointed out that soy protein is popular for weight training and body building. Heavily processed, no? He still continued about the supposedly heavily processed milk. Ran out of arguments… or so I thought.

As an added bonus I pointed out that there are quite a few countries where soy products are a staple part of their diet, and the guys are still flat-chested. The girls aren’t more massive than Americans either (for FAT TITS, fatty American diet wins). I guess I over-roasted him. He finished with a snide remark about soy having other bodily effects for men before finally leaving.

Is this whole soy thing actually a flag for toxic masculinity?? I’m starting to think so.

As to where this stupid idea came from, I have no idea and I’m not really one for conspiracy theories, but someone pointed out to me that it might have come from the meat industry to bring people (back) to meat. That actually sounds feasible.

Such bullshit people fall for, though.

If you’re a guy who unabashedly consumes soy, to use 2018 terms, you are the embodiment of big dick energy. Let’s have some yakidofu, my treat.